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Christmas rules

I'd tend to rewrite rule no 3 as:

If someone comments on your weight, bite their heads off...
 
Could we add:
Attending parties wearing sparkly clothes you would not normally be seen dead in is not compulsory. Nor is the hugging and kissing of people you cannot bear, just because is is Christmas or new year.
:***::depressed:
 
Could we add:
Attending parties wearing sparkly clothes you would not normally be seen dead in is not compulsory. Nor is the hugging and kissing of people you cannot bear, just because is is Christmas or new year.
:***::depressed:
I think sparkly clothing should be against the rules. But that's just me.
 
And the hugging and kissing of random annoying folk?
Only allowed if during the hug you can sick a rude message on their back.
 
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