Cleopatra and the Milkman

[Randburg]

Cleopatra heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 250 buckets of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake, and thought that she probably meant 2.5 buckets.
He knocked on the door to clarify the point.
Cleopatra came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your note asking me to leave 250 buckets of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 buckets?"
Cleopatra said, "No, I want 250 buckets.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Cleopatra said, "No, just up to my chest.
I can splash it on my eyes.

 

[CollieBoy]

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The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Cleopatra said, "No, just up to my chest.
I can splash it on my eyes.

Someone's been reading the lyrics of Benny Hill's Ernie

 

[Doriand]

Cleopatra heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 250 buckets of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake, and thought that she probably meant 2.5 buckets.
He knocked on the door to clarify the point.
Cleopatra came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your note asking me to leave 250 buckets of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 buckets?"
Cleopatra said, "No, I want 250 buckets.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Cleopatra said, "No, just up to my chest.
I can splash it on my eyes.

Russian man goes to department store. "I vant somethink to stop smell from body.I think you call deodorant". "We have ball and aerosol". "No! I need for armpit!"