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Diabeticliberty
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There was three gentlemen approaching the gates of heaven but there was only one vacant place left. The gate keeper asked the first man what happened to him because the one with the worst death would go in to Paradise. The first man said: "Well imagine that? I expected my wife was having an affair, so I got home early to surprise her. I found her in the bathroom with a towel round her so I knew she wasn't having a shower so I search the apartment and found 10 fingers hanging from the window sill so I started bashing away at them. When he fell, God must have loved him because he lived. So I threw a refrigerator at him. After all the excitement I died of a heart attack." That's horrific said the gate keeper, he asked the second man how he died and he said. "Well imagine this? I was riding one of those stationary bike on the top of our apartment building but it went wrong I fell down and grabbed someone’s window sill. Then some crackpot started bashing at my fingers. Then I fell but God must have loved me because i lived. Then -SHANNOOOWWWW- a refrigerator plunged down at me" That is too horrific. He asked the third man how he died and he said. "Well imagine that? I was naked in a refrigerator..."
