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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
˙˙˙ǝʞoɾ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ `ʇnɯs ou `looʍ uoʇʇoɔ uı pǝddɐɹʍ `ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ʎllɐɔıʇılod llɐ
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
˙˙˙ǝʞoɾ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ `ʇnɯs ou `looʍ uoʇʇoɔ uı pǝddɐɹʍ `ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ʎllɐɔıʇılod llɐ
