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WeeWillie

WeeWillie

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Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she
had her first family planning lesson at school.


Her mother very interested asks; " How did it go ? "
I nearly died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from over the road,
says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly,
"But that's no reason to be ashamed."

"No,
but I can't tell them that we were so poor that
you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
 
Haha - this reminds of something my son said when he was about four years old - we adopted him as a baby but has always known - a boy in his class told him his mummy had a baby in her tummy and he said " you don't get babies from tummies you get them from social workers" :lol:
 
Thundercat said:
Hahahaha good one:lol:

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:thumbup: Glad you enjoyed it Thundercat. :D





lovinglife said:
Haha - this reminds of something my son said when he was about four years old - we adopted him as a baby but has always known - a boy in his class told him his mummy had a baby in her tummy and he said " you don't get babies from tummies you get them from social workers" :lol:
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I'm glad you liked it also, lovinglife, but what a shame. :D

It does sound so funny though,. :lol: :thumbup:
 
WeeWillie and lovinglife .

Both of these tales made me smile and chuckle :D :lol:

lovinglife - the kiddies are always so honest when they say things arn't they :thumbup:

Thank you for sharing these with us all . :clap:

Anna .
 
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