Andy12345
Expert
Oh but Andy, to be grumpy when you are old old is the sworn duty of every grumpy everywhere. You can suck soup with relish and make a slurpy noise doing it. you can pee in bed and shout things like "What, didn't hear that, batteries are running low". You can be demanding and lose your teeth, glasses, walking stick and anything else that will cause the youngsters to waste time before they find you are sitting on them. You can do all this because you are old old and they will grumble and curse and blame it on your age but really you will know it's revenge for all the **** blasted inconvenience they put YOU through when you were young young![]()
LMAO!! Brilliant!