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Diabetes. Masturbation is good for you

I find the Viagra quite good at keeping the bed sheets off the sun burn when on holiday Q007
 
Squire Fulwood said:
One of the consequences of diabetes is erectile dysfunction which has a certain irony to it.

Still, at least Santa's coming.
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Well as I have had erectile dysfunction most of my 83 years and was informed it was due too my Klinefelter syndrome, may be I was also a late starter joining the Diabetes club, yes I know I only managed number two, mind you I do wish I could be rather dysfunctional with some of my other health problems then I may get a nights sleep for a change, Got a new pain starting up, I rather sharp pain at the heal of my left foot yes real bad I jumped yesterday and enjoyed a tomato soup all down my white shirt.

guess what I was bought for my Easter present, Yes a Whole Pineapple and a real cream chocolate cake.( am now waiting for it to go off so I have a reason to bin it. ROTFL
I hope you had a great Easter.
 
badcat said:
Bet the research was written by a bloke
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Well as to Doctors, I have forgotten what mine looks like, I saw him on the 27 Jan when I got the news I had joined you all. he informed me he did not wish to see me till the middle of may, Yes you could say my Doctor is Dysfunctional, LOL.
Anyway I am off too2
" Desmonds" in the morning," YIPPE" may be they will check my blood, I do assume I still have some to check.

Ho heck! I just remembered I left the washing in the machine, and here's me enjoying myself when I should be doing my house work. LOL
 

To think I get up each morning and preform a ritual I look in the full length mirror and view the remnants of the past 83 years and well I know I am still alive, well I mean when your not there is no one looking back. yes well not a pretty sight, I go through the motions of what one calls ones ablutions, well it does pass two hours and I can then manage a step at a time to arrive in my dinning room and start the collection of a number of nice coloured tablets of vireos sizes and funny how it instructs one to drink half a pint with each tablet, well as my first session is 8 tablets I now have the call, Yes what is pored in is now complaining. well once we have completed that it is on too the blueberries, now as well I do not have real teeth my falsies need removing so I reduce the berries to pulp, two table spoons and we can now go on solids and think about what not to eat. and finish up with sardines on toast juck!


I cannot say I am feeling on the top of the world, but well this morning I turned on my computer and yes one can say I was more than lifted.

Coming on here is like meeting with new friends and enjoying their letters and well I found where I am going wrong.
I just am not enjoying life, I must take things in my stride,
 
Oh dear - I laughed and laughed this is the very best and funniest link to Diabetes I have found since being diagnoised.
Long may you all be king or queen of your kingdom! xxx
 
I am going to bed a happy man laughing still not that this was the best link ever but I am not the only person with a willy that will not work lol

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Miriamy
Sex seems to reduce bg so why not self service? I haven't monitored it myself. Has anyone on here?

Does that imply you do it but don't test ?
 
I can't self monitor my BG, I'm not as experienced as you guys, I haven't learnt to do my BG with one hand yet
 
I thought you used the other hand to hold the coffee cup ?
O ****, im getting so confused !
 


Perfect excuse for spit not swallow then PMSL!!!!
 
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