Diabetes. Masturbation is good for you

[zand]

.....if you're right Zand about the 5 to 7 calories a teaspoonful, men could use it to seal envelopes as there's five calories in the licky bit on them.....so a double bonus if any of them are on a diet......

OMG - I am going to be really careful not to let any of you know my address now!

 

[Pollylocks]

 

[MrsB]

OMG! Just finished the Picolax thread. I actually had to stop half way through and go find some tissues as I couldn't read through the tears. Best thing I've read in a long time


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[notned]

Phyden
"try using the hoover pipe but do not switch on"

HOOVER, I thought nothing sucked like an Electrolux ? :***:

Our son used to work for a major outfit - fingers in everything from aircraft to toasters. According to him, the only thing they made that didn't suck was their vacuum cleaner.

 

[Andy12345]

yes the picolax thread is amazing

 

[rinfrance]

There is a lot of truth apparently that frequent sex or masturbation keeps cancer of the prostate away, apparently it is thought it is a case of use the valve muscle or lose it! I suppose that to err on the side of safety is a good (and pleasurable) idea. I have diabetes also and have had for 14 years. It however seems likely that I had problems long before that with fungal problems.

 

[LesH]

It may be good for you but not did not stop me getting diabetes

 

[phyden]

It may be good for you but not did not stop me getting diabetes

Well LeasH, A t playng with thingy, for me it hs been a none ta

There is a lot of truth apparently that frequent sex or masturbation keeps cancer of the prostate away, apparently it is thought it is a case of use the valve muscle or lose it! I suppose that to err on the side of safety is a good (and pleasurable) idea. I have diabetes also and have had for 14 years. It however seems likely that I had problems long before that with fungal problems.[/QU
Hello, Well I was trying to answer your rmarks last night but well I keyboard would not print, So well Iwill try another
You talk about Sex and Mastubation, Whew! did your dad not tell you it would send you blind and youwould grow hair in your right hand?
LOL.

Well as willy went on strike and I did not have a period of pubity and throgh having Klinefelters Sydrome that also makes one
Dislexic,well I mean ex was he least of my worries, mind you I have had a long life of health problms and well old Doctor Kline felter
did not find out about this in the USA till I as 39, A bit late for any teatment So well just got on wth life, mind you I did find out that if I got something theDoc did not know what was wrong then he would tell me it is my Klinefeter that is acting up, Funny that thisDoc I now have told me is was my over indulging that had gven me my Diabetes, Fancy he could have blamed me for not plying with my willy fo the past 70 years.
I wonder what gave me my heart problems, my Ranards in hands and feet my exzimer all over my body and th other six health problems I suffer wth, well as to my T2 I take 2tabs a day of metformin 500 each, One Irbesart Teva, 75mg one a day, One Prednisolone,, On 300mg Allopurinol for my Gout, One Bisoprolol Fuarate 5mg for my heart. One 200mg Quinie Sulphate for my cramps and I also take a 20mg Tab of Omeprazole fr my hiatus herna, Two Senokot each 7.5 and three spoons a day of Lactulose. and if I do happen to have pain in my back I take I take three Co- Codamol 500mg with 30 mg of codine, not forgetting I need to cover body three times a day with E45.

Yes you can say it is a full time job just serviing this body of mine, and well I know one thing as to Mastibation, Sorry I would never find th time for such pleaures

 

[Anie]

Fabulous.

 

[Randburg]

It may be good for you but not did not stop me getting diabetes

I guess it was fun trying anyway

 

[this is too difficult]

OMG! Just finished the Picolax thread. I actually had to stop half way through and go find some tissues as I couldn't read through the tears. Best thing I've read in a long time


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any tissues left?

 

[diabolic sister]

Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.


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Couldn't possibly be anything to do with your technique I suppose? Lol Lol

 

[sunspots]

According to scientists in the Diabetes.co.uk newsletter I received this morning Masturbation may keep Diabetes at bay.
Somehow don't feel I can share it on Facebook though:lol:


http://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2013/Dec ... 19+11+2013

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I accidentally shared it on Facebook. God knows what my friends think! No-one's mentioned it...

 

[this is too difficult]

shared what?

 

[this is too difficult]

OMG - I am going to be really careful not to let any of you know my address now!

Too late.

 

[zand]

Too late.

 

[MCMLXXIII]

Coconut oil. It's not just for cooking

 

[Yorksman]

What's the point of staving off diabetes if you end up going blind?

 

[Randburg]

You got to stop when things start looking dull, and you need weak Glasses

 

[notned]

Coconut oil. It's not just for cooking

But why would anyone want to oil coconuts?