At least your optician didn't try to chat you up like mine does. "Ooh, you have the most fascinating green eyes I've seen in a long time," quoth he, mincing around the room "I'm sure you get plenty of compliments."
"My wife likes them", says I, in the deepest voice I can manage.
The podiatrist is even worse. "Oh, haven't you got lovely straight toes?" I thought she was about to start sucking them.
What is it with health care workers? :shock: