Diabetics

[Matt J]

What is it with diabetics? One minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming 'Give him some chocolate! Give him some chocolate!'
The next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say 'No thanks, I'm diabetic.' I wish they'd get their story straight.

 

[Arab Horse]

It is a lady's priveledge to change her mind; no excuse if it was a amle.