Scandichic
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 3,708
- Location
- Hampshire
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
- Dislikes
- Michael Gove and his insane educational? policies!
- Genuine extracts from Doctor's (and Secretaries') notes
- has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
- Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. Me again ?
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient has no previous history of suicides.
- Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
- While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
- Patient was alert and unresponsive.
- Rectal examination revealed an enlarged thyroid.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
- Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
- She is numb from her toes down.
