Dog Mess

[eddie1968]

Irish guy is walking by the pub, trips up and lands face first into a giant dog turd that's been freshly laid on the pavement.

With a huge smile he exclaims "Thank God, I nearly stood in it !"
Lol.

 

[CollieBoy]

Irish guy is walking by the pub, trips up and lands face first into a giant dog turd that's been freshly laid on the pavement.

With a huge smile he exclaims "Thank God, I nearly stood in it !"
Lol.

Thought I was going to be about the wee guy that was walking passed the pub beer garden when he stepped on a big alsatian mess!
Traumatised, he cleaned his shoe and decided to sit down and have a pint!
He had just started his pint when a big bruiser came round the corner and stepped in the dog mess.
Oh, he said, I just did that!
THUMP...!