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chris lowe
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A guy was driving along a deserted country road late one evening with no other cars in sight. Suddenly his car started to cough and the engine died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road. He opened the bonnet and turned on his torch but he had no idea what was wrong.Suddenly, he heard a deep voice say "It's your fuel pump.""Who said that?" the man called out.The voice said again, "It's your fuel pump. Give it a tap with your torch".The man looked up and saw two horses, a white one and a black one, in a field. Nervously and feeling a little foolish he asked "Did one of you talk to me?" The white horse answered, "Yes. It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your torch and try it again."Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his torch,got in, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.When he reached the next village, he ran into the local pub. "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said. The barman looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost.""It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale of the talking horse to the barman."Was it by any chance a white horse?", asked the barman."Yes! Yes it was!" the man said, happy to be believed."You were very lucky," said the barman."Why's that?""Well, the black horse knows ****** all about cars!"
