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<blockquote data-quote="Shar67" data-source="post: 1087973"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?<br /> <br /> A: Because they're <em>really</em> good at it<br /> <br /> Q: Why should you never walk in the jungle between five and six?<br /> <br /> A: Because that's when the elephants get out of the trees.<br /> <br /> Q: Why are there pygmies in the jungle?<br /> <br /> A: Because they walked through the jungle between five and six<br /> <br /> Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?<br /> <br /> A: You shoot it with a blue elephant gun.<br /> <br /> Q: How do you kill a purple elephant?<br /> <br /> A: You chock it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.<br /> <br /> Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?<br /> <br /> A: So that you can't see them when they float upside down in the custard.<br /> <br /> Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in custard?<br /> <br /> A: No, of coarse you haven't.<br /> <br /> Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?<br /> <br /> A: So that they can get a group discount on the shoes with yellow soles.<br /> <br /> Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?<br /> <br /> A: About 5 mph.<br /> <br /> Q: How do you fit four elephants into a mini cooper?<br /> <br /> A: Two in the front, two in the back.<br /> <br /> Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?<br /> <br /> A: You open the door and see the elephant.<br /> <br /> Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?<br /> <br /> A: When the door doesn't <em>quite</em> close.<br /> <br /> Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?<br /> <br /> A: They giggle when the light goes out.<br /> <br /> Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?<br /> <br /> A: There's an an empty mini cooper parked outside.<br /> </li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shar67, post: 1087973"] [LIST] [*] Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? A: Because they're [I]really[/I] good at it Q: Why should you never walk in the jungle between five and six? A: Because that's when the elephants get out of the trees. Q: Why are there pygmies in the jungle? A: Because they walked through the jungle between five and six Q: How do you kill a blue elephant? A: You shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q: How do you kill a purple elephant? A: You chock it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles? A: So that you can't see them when they float upside down in the custard. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in custard? A: No, of coarse you haven't. Q: Why do elephants travel in herds? A: So that they can get a group discount on the shoes with yellow soles. Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway? A: About 5 mph. Q: How do you fit four elephants into a mini cooper? A: Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? A: You open the door and see the elephant. Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? A: When the door doesn't [I]quite[/I] close. Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? A: They giggle when the light goes out. Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge? A: There's an an empty mini cooper parked outside. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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