Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
Eversince I was a child, I've always had a fear of
someone under my bed at night. So I went to a
shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time
I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm
scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself
in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be
able to get rid of those fears. How much do you
charge I asked? One hundred fifty dollars per
visit, replied the doctor. I'll sleep on it, I
said. Six months later the doctor met me on the
street. Why didn't you come to see me about those
fears you were having? He asked. Well, $150 a
visit, three times a week for a year, is
$23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I
was so happy to have saved all that money that I
went and bought a new pickup truck. Is that so?
With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I
ask, did a bartender cure you? He told me to cut
the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there
now.
It's always better to get a second opinion.
someone under my bed at night. So I went to a
shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time
I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm
scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself
in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be
able to get rid of those fears. How much do you
charge I asked? One hundred fifty dollars per
visit, replied the doctor. I'll sleep on it, I
said. Six months later the doctor met me on the
street. Why didn't you come to see me about those
fears you were having? He asked. Well, $150 a
visit, three times a week for a year, is
$23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I
was so happy to have saved all that money that I
went and bought a new pickup truck. Is that so?
With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I
ask, did a bartender cure you? He told me to cut
the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there
now.
It's always better to get a second opinion.
