Flower show

[Pura Vida]

Two little old ladies, Connie and Betty, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never
have any fun anymore.
For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show"!

"You're on!", said Betty, holding up a $10 bill.

So, Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.

Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.

"What happened"? asked Betty.

"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"

Life is short ......
Break the rules.......
Forgive quickly......
Love truly........
Laugh uncontrollably ......and

Never regret anything that made you smile!!

 

[Arab Horse]

Excellent. Thaught it was goint to this one.

The old folk were sitting in the lounge on day when an old lady decided to streak. One old man said "Good God, was that Mrs Jones just ran through here? What on earth was she wearing"? Here companion said "Don't know but it needs ironing".

 

[nomoredonuts]

And I thought it was the one where the old man asks "was that Mrs Jones?" And his friend says " I dunno, but I just had a stroke".

Or something like that.