For seniors

[Pura Vida]

Sent from my iPad

Begin forwarded message:

Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded...

Subject: Seniors at Tim Horton's.....

​ A group of seniors meets regularly at their local Tim Horton’s. Yesterday they sat outdoors and began to discuss their ailments. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” says Dorothy. “My cataracts are so bad my cup coffee cup is a blur,” says Peter. “My hands are so crippled I couldn’t mark an ‘X’ on my ballot,” says Mary. “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up,” says Harold. “I can’t turn my head because of arthritis in my neck,” says Ted. “My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy,” says Archie. “I forget where I am, and where I’m going,” says Peter. “I guess this is the price we pay for getting old,” declares Harold. The others nod in agreement. “Count your blessings,” says Mary. “Thank God we can all still drive!”