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Diabeticliberty
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A man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met foyr beautiful flight attendants on an aeroplane. They took me to a hotel after the flight had landed and I made love to 2 of them alone and the other two both at the same time.” The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” The man responded “I’m telling everybody!”