Funny

[Pura Vida]

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman –
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”


A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”


Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."


Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !


There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!


Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.


Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because Women don't have a wife!"


COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?


When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT -
what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.


A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"

The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "

 

[Arab Horse]

The booksellet joke reminded me of something that actually happened to me many, many years ago. It was in the days before the internet and you could go in to Smith's and order books they didn't keep in stock.

I need a particular biochemistry text book and I had written all the details on a piece of paper and was in the queue to order books. When my turn came I gave the girl the paper and asked if she could order it far me. She said she didn't think so but as she was new she would ask her supervisor. She went off, came back with the paper and handed it to me saying "We don't get that sort of book here". The whole queue was desperately trying to see what I was trying to order, VERY ebbarassing, I wanted to show them waht I wanted rather than what they all thought I wanted but I slunk off with a very red face!