- Husband: I think I’m having a heart attack
- Wife: OK Honey, give me the password to your phone so I can call an ambulance
- Husband: Never mind. I’m feeling better.
- I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me….He asked me “your money or your life.
- I told him I am Married….so I have no money and no life.
- We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment.
- Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
- Wife: “You only hear what you want to hear.”
- Husband: “Yes, I’d love a cold beer,”
- Husband” “What’s for dinner?”
- Wife: “Nothing.”
- Husband: “We had nothing last night.”
- Wife: “I know, I made enough for two days.”
- My wife made me coffee this morning and winked at me when she handed me the cup. I’ve never been more scared of a drink in all of my life.
