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Genius at work

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A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.

THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.

BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, AND GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE".

BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MUMMY... I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. "

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.
BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD ?"


BILLY SAYS: "WELL IT WORKS ON THE TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLE !!!"
 
Very good lol, now I need a book and some tomatoe sauce!!!!!!!! Or I could stick to senna ;) you made us laugh thank you RRB x
 
Kat100 said:
Very good lol, now I need a book and some tomatoe sauce!!!!!!!! Or I could stick to senna ;) you made us laugh thank you RRB x

:D Take your book, but don't forget to look
remember your laxatives, when having a p**p :oops: :lol:

RRB x
 
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