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I'll start by apologising for the blasphemous statement at the start of this thread, but I felt I needed to warn you all:
I'm off work today, mainly because it's my actual day off, and my head is full of random stuff - no doubt i'll be filling the general chat section with most of it, but only after i've done a few jobs first:
1) Go prepare the Bike for a 10 mile bike ride i'm planning - I think today i'll tighten the nuts on the handlebars and pump up the tyres, thats MORE than enuff prep for today thank you
2) The car needs washing, it's absolutely filthy. I'm going to pour one capful of special car shampoo into a bucket and fill with BOILING Hot water, by the time i've driven to the hand car wash where 14 Asylum Seekers will jump on my car and clean it, the water SHOULD have cooled enuff for them to use
3) I'm going to get the Bullworker out and do some serious stretching and arm muscle building exercises this morning before I do anytthing else: These packets thet Macadamias are in are a real swine to open
4) I'm contemplating going into work and then just sitting in the reception area watching TV, laughing at all the idiots that are working today, I know i'll be there tomorrow but at least its my day off today
5) I'm going to go around all the supermarkets and shops and see how many times i'm asked would I like to buy today's special offer of chocolate when I get to the till - Maybe burst into tears and threaten them with a visit from the RSPCDA - when i've formed the RSPCDA of course
**** - thats all for now, i'm feeling quite light headed after this burst of inspirational tosh
Right - i'll report back in a little while when i've done something aboiut something with someone who gives a monkeys ****
Jimbo
I'm off work today, mainly because it's my actual day off, and my head is full of random stuff - no doubt i'll be filling the general chat section with most of it, but only after i've done a few jobs first:
1) Go prepare the Bike for a 10 mile bike ride i'm planning - I think today i'll tighten the nuts on the handlebars and pump up the tyres, thats MORE than enuff prep for today thank you
2) The car needs washing, it's absolutely filthy. I'm going to pour one capful of special car shampoo into a bucket and fill with BOILING Hot water, by the time i've driven to the hand car wash where 14 Asylum Seekers will jump on my car and clean it, the water SHOULD have cooled enuff for them to use
3) I'm going to get the Bullworker out and do some serious stretching and arm muscle building exercises this morning before I do anytthing else: These packets thet Macadamias are in are a real swine to open
4) I'm contemplating going into work and then just sitting in the reception area watching TV, laughing at all the idiots that are working today, I know i'll be there tomorrow but at least its my day off today
5) I'm going to go around all the supermarkets and shops and see how many times i'm asked would I like to buy today's special offer of chocolate when I get to the till - Maybe burst into tears and threaten them with a visit from the RSPCDA - when i've formed the RSPCDA of course
**** - thats all for now, i'm feeling quite light headed after this burst of inspirational tosh
Right - i'll report back in a little while when i've done something aboiut something with someone who gives a monkeys ****
Jimbo