Pasha
Expert
A builder was conducting an inspection of a house with a woman that he had built for her.
They were going from room to room & she was telling him what colours she wanted each room painted.
They went to the first room & she said “This room to be light blue.”
The builder went to the front door & called out “Green side up.”
As he went back, she said the next room was to be pale pink.
The builder again went to the front door & called out “green side up.”
Once again back with the owner, She said “I want this room painted a light brown colour.”
And again the builder went to the front door & yelled “Green side up.”
The lady, very curious by now, said “I keep telling you different colours but, you always yell Green side up. What do you do that for.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that,“ said the builder, “I got a couple of Irishmen laying turf out front.”
They were going from room to room & she was telling him what colours she wanted each room painted.
They went to the first room & she said “This room to be light blue.”
The builder went to the front door & called out “Green side up.”
As he went back, she said the next room was to be pale pink.
The builder again went to the front door & called out “green side up.”
Once again back with the owner, She said “I want this room painted a light brown colour.”
And again the builder went to the front door & yelled “Green side up.”
The lady, very curious by now, said “I keep telling you different colours but, you always yell Green side up. What do you do that for.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that,“ said the builder, “I got a couple of Irishmen laying turf out front.”
