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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 2652017" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong><u>Grins and Snickers</u>.</strong></p><p><strong>I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"</strong></p><p>Wouldn't it be great if that happened?</p><p>------------------------------ ------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong>Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table</strong></p><p><strong>"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said "We may not have 45 minutes."</strong></p><p><strong>They were seated immediately.</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------ ------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they have passed.</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------ ------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------ -----------------------</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 2652017, member: 131793"] [B][U]Grins and Snickers[/U]. I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"[/B] Wouldn't it be great if that happened? ------------------------------ ------------------------------ [B]Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately. ------------------------------ ------------------------ The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they have passed. ------------------------------ ------------------------ All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card. ------------------------------ -----------------------[/B] [/QUOTE]
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