I know you like to joke Mist, and levity is welcome in most situations, but this might not be one of them.
It's not so bad for men. I, personally, find bald men almost irresistibly sexy, lol, but hair loss in women can have profound and life changing effects. In a world where looks are so highly prized, and long, lush hair is held up as the last word in attractiveness, hair loss can lead to serious confidence issues and even mental health problems.
I'm sorry to burst the humour bubble and I certainly don't mean to offend anyone. I just feel quite strongly about this.