Have to love the Irish

[Pura Vida]

Have to love the Irish

The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?
“Fishing”, replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?”
"You're the 8th", replied the old man.

 

[Aishia]

That one was really good.There was wistom there also from the old Irish gentleman.Glad he won over the
Superior smart ass.Only a joke maybe but still true in life also.

 

[Aishia]

There was this gentleman (don't remember if he was Irish or not)Could be from anywhere really.
Anyway he went to the Dr. ' I've got this problem Dr, I poo every morning at 8 am. That's no problem
Said the Dr. You are supposed to be regular.His answer. 'But I dont get up till 9 am' .I will leave you to your own thoughts now. Xxxx