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<blockquote data-quote="Hobs" data-source="post: 160526" data-attributes="member: 24693">There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. &quot;Well, whatcha gonna do about it?&quot; he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. &quot;Come on, man,&quot; the biker says, &quot;I didn&#039;t think you&#039;d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;This is the worst day of my life,&quot; I say. &quot;I&#039;m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don&#039;t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me&nbsp; :lol: .. ..&nbsp; how&#039;s your day going?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Hobs, post: 160526, member: 24693"] There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me :lol: .. .. how's your day going?" [/QUOTE]

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