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Diabeticliberty
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Three gentlemen die in a road traffic accident on the M62 and they are in the Central Processing Unit located just outside the Gates Of Heaven. St Peter comes along with a clipboard and the obligatory pencil behind his ear and says 'I'm sorry chaps but due to a rash of sudden deaths of late we are a little bit full. There are 3 of you but only room for one deserving soul. I have gone through the extensive records that we keep am unable to choose which one of you should be granted access. In order to help could you each tell me what you would like people to say about you now that you have passed away?' The first chap steps forward, coughs to clear his throat and nervously begins 'I was a teacher for over 40 years in life. I would like people to comment on all the young minds that I have helped mould into serious thinking adults. In this way my life will have been fulfilled' St Peter thinks for a second and scratches his beard 'A most worthy answer you have offered. Let me hear what your 2 peers have to say' The second chap steps forward and begins 'In life I was a policeman for 40 years. I would like people to say that I played a strong part in keeping my community safe for people to live in and raise families. My life will then have reached its full potential'. Again St Peter looks pensive, scratches his head 'An equally worthy answer. It will indeed be difficult to decide. Okay candidate 3, let's have your comment. The third chap steps forward and begins 'In life I was an engineer and I would like people to say - Look that chap is still moving'
