desidiabulum
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Yesterday I met my eternally positive diabetic doctor for the 6-monthly review (my control is always ‘brilliant’ even when I know it isn’t; hba1c of 6.5 is ‘wonderful’ and I am told that I mustn’t try to go lower, but it’s fine if I go higher – I smile politely and let it pass). The one area where she is unfailingly pessimistic is the inevitability of my going on to insulin sooner or later (great way of disincentivizing patients) – I am still told I have to always travel with insulin in case my system suddenly explodes.
She was particularly pleased, after more than 2 years of fruitless tests, to change my diagnosis from ‘MODY?’ to ‘MODY X’. The genius of medical categorization! In case you didn’t know, ‘MODY X’ means MODY when they can’t prove it, so they have created a category that denotes that it’s a MODY where they can’t locate a genetic mutation (but if you can’t locate a known MODY genetic mutation how do you know that the condition *is* MODY?). I’d love to try this in other aspects of life – eg the answer to the world economic crisis is Solution X; the reason the England football team always loses on penalties is Reason X.
Anyway, anyone else with MODY X out there? (apparently 15% of MODY are this, or rather aren’t really straightforward MODY but they don’t know what the hell else they can be). I seem to be gradually being reduced to a category of one. Or should I create my own exclusive forum area? I still prefer ‘Type Weird’…Or maybe this is ‘Type Desidiabulum’?
She was particularly pleased, after more than 2 years of fruitless tests, to change my diagnosis from ‘MODY?’ to ‘MODY X’. The genius of medical categorization! In case you didn’t know, ‘MODY X’ means MODY when they can’t prove it, so they have created a category that denotes that it’s a MODY where they can’t locate a genetic mutation (but if you can’t locate a known MODY genetic mutation how do you know that the condition *is* MODY?). I’d love to try this in other aspects of life – eg the answer to the world economic crisis is Solution X; the reason the England football team always loses on penalties is Reason X.
Anyway, anyone else with MODY X out there? (apparently 15% of MODY are this, or rather aren’t really straightforward MODY but they don’t know what the hell else they can be). I seem to be gradually being reduced to a category of one. Or should I create my own exclusive forum area? I still prefer ‘Type Weird’…Or maybe this is ‘Type Desidiabulum’?