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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Pasha" data-source="post: 720690" data-attributes="member: 127898">A father walks into a bookstore with his young son.The boy is holding a quarter.Suddenly, the boy starts choking, and goesblue in the face.The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarterand starts to panic, shouting for help.A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaperand sipping a cup of coffee.At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, carefully puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, arises from her seat, and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the book store.Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants.She takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,gently at first and then ever more firmly.After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to thefather and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the fatherrushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seenanybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?""No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".</blockquote>

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