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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Doriand" data-source="post: 785850" data-attributes="member: 146509"><p>The subject for this class was "The moral to the story is......." A few kids had their say and it was John's turn."My mum is a fighter pilot bombing terrorists in Syria. Last month her jet was hit and she had to bail out. As she was parachuting towards earth, she looked down to see a dozen terrorists waiting for her to land so she can be captured. She checked her survival kit and found a small pistol, a hunting knife and a flask of whiskey. She gulped down the whiskey, and when her feet touched the ground she shot 9 terrorists with the pistol stabbed 2 with the knife and strangled the last one with her bare hands!" "That's a fascinating story, John. What is the moral to the story?" "The moral to the story is: DON'T MESS WITH MY MUM AFTER SHE'S BEEN DRINKING!!!"<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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