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<blockquote data-quote="JTL" data-source="post: 792013" data-attributes="member: 49289"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> My New Neighbour </strong></span></p><p>My New Neighbour </p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/SPfeZhr.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>She's single . . . ..</p><p></p><p></p><p>She lives right across the road.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I can see her place from my deck.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I watched as she got home from work this evening.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I was surprised when she walked across the </p><p></p><p>Street and up my driveway and </p><p></p><p>Knocked on my door.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,</p><p></p><p>"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have </p><p></p><p>This strong urge to have a good </p><p></p><p>Time, get drunk, and make love all night long! </p><p></p><p>Are you busy tonight?"</p><p></p><p></p><p>I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm Free, </p><p>and I have no plans at all!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>She said, "Great! Could you </p><p></p><p>watch my dog?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JTL, post: 792013, member: 49289"] [SIZE=5][B] My New Neighbour [/B][/SIZE] My New Neighbour [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SPfeZhr.png[/IMG] She's single . . . .. She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my deck. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the Street and up my driveway and Knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have This strong urge to have a good Time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm Free, and I have no plans at all!" She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?" [/QUOTE]
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