I have diabetes – can I have sex?

Yorksman · May 15, 2013

ilnar said:
im sensing some matrimonial issues here,

Too right. She likes her hotel breakfast buffets and I can't join in! Freshly baked croissants with honey, danish pastries and doughnuts, fresh fruit salads with yoghurts and muesli, freshly baked rolls with jams and marmelades. It's torture sitting there and smelling all that freshly baked bread.

Oh to be able to dunk a croissant in a cup of hot chocolate.

Anonymous · May 15, 2013

anna29 said:
Hi .

Some fantastic support and suggestions here :thumbup:

I felt a little bit like Hana , upon reading your post .

Please dont feel shy or under pressure if you arn't yet sure .
Talk about it all firstly with your partner if you can ? .

Sex isnt a barrier with your Diabetes , just have a nibble of something carby
like a few crackers/biscuit before then you should be fine .

Anna.

My other half says I can have a 'one cracker' one now or a 'three cracker one' later. What should I do?

anna29 · May 15, 2013

:lol: Cheeky ..
Have a 4 cracker one and wear a smile

Anonymous · May 15, 2013

anna29 said:
:lol: Cheeky ..
Have a 4 cracker one and wear a smile

******! the dog has just eaten them!! Looks like 'Live At The Apollo' tonight AGAIN!

Thundercat · May 15, 2013

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For the sake of my health I'm prepared to forego chocolate, sweets, ice cream, freshly baked white bread and even cut back on my precious potatoes but you've got to draw the line somewhere!

Yorkman, I hope your wife doesn't read this thread or you may not have "croissants":grin: for some time

Gezzathorpe, go for the 3 crackers, I believe it's called delayed gratification!

another12 · May 15, 2013

Theres only 1 cracker in our house..and she don't mind crumbs in the bed (grovel,grovel)

Anonymous · May 15, 2013

AnitaM said:
Could someone please explain what 'sex' is lol?

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It's defined as having a partiality to crackers! The more crackers you eat, the more sex-mad you are!! Fancy a Jacobs? :twisted:

another12 · May 15, 2013

AnitaM said:
Could someone please explain what 'sex' is lol?

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Something too do with chocolate spread,crackers & Kate Beckinsale

Thundercat · May 15, 2013

S - Satisfying
E- Exciting
X -X Rated!

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ilnar · May 15, 2013

another12 said:
AnitaM said:

Could someone please explain what 'sex' is lol?

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Something too do with chocolate spread,crackers & Kate Beckinsale

my perfect weekend....

Robinredbreast · May 15, 2013

ilnar said:
anna29 said:

Hi .

Some fantastic support and suggestions here :thumbup:

I felt a little bit like Hana , upon reading your post .

Please dont feel shy or under pressure if you arn't yet sure .
Talk about it all firstly with your partner if you can ? .

Sex isnt a barrier with your Diabetes , just have a nibble of something carby
like a few crackers/biscuit before then you should be fine .

Anna.

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personally, im a big fan of chocolate spread.
but perhaps thats going a bit far?

Too messy, ( from past memories) and I didn't have any aaahhhhhhh, memories " just have a nibble of something carby" steady now :lol: :lol:

If you are both ready and you have a good relationship,then it will be wonderful, with a little practice

Take care and be safe

RRB

noblehead · May 15, 2013

Yorksman said:
noblehead said:

Diabetes does not stop you enjoying sex.

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That's right. It's marriage that does that.

NO COMMENT :lol:

Yorksman · May 15, 2013

noblehead said:
NO COMMENT :lol:

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Jamesadam1 · May 15, 2013

Yes as long as you keep sugar tablets or sugary drink close by

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Robinredbreast · May 15, 2013

Yorksman said:
noblehead said:

NO COMMENT :lol:

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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Oh come on now..............you have to take turns :lol: :lol:

noblehead ..........NO COMMENT .............. Great one :lol:

RRB

onthegow · May 15, 2013

Reading this had me in stitches. How funny who could have guessed that this past time is measured in food and grams. See its got me thinking diabetes can be funny. Thank you all and whomever started the thread be safe as others have said don't do anything you don't want to. [THUMBS UP SIGN]

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Anonymous · May 16, 2013

onthegow said:
Reading this had me in stitches. How funny who could have guessed that this past time is measured in food and grams. See its got me thinking diabetes can be funny. Thank you all and whomever started the thread be safe as others have said don't do anything you don't want to. [THUMBS UP SIGN]

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Please remember, NOT Christmas Crackers!!! they could singe the sheets (and worse) :?

anna29 · May 16, 2013

AnitaM said:
Could someone please explain what 'sex' is lol?

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It is a twinkle in your eye , a smile on your lips , and a glow in your soul

Anna .

hale710 · May 16, 2013

I've just read this thread and I'm killing myself laughing!

Superchip · May 16, 2013

I thought that you were supposed to have the pizza AFTER ?

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