I don't mind on good days.So can we still call you JACKTHELAD anyway? Now that the message has gone?
I bet you don't like lifts talking to you either do you.I'm still a bit annoyed with myself for obeying a computer but that message was also annoying. So I was always gonna end up grumpy whether I answered it or not.
Or "This lift is crashing to it's doom"I bet you don't like lifts talking to you either do you.
The doors are opening ... well I should hope they are now we're at our destination!!!!
Eggs is eggs innit ... just don't try teaching your grandma to suck them!No. I don't, but to be fair there's quite a lot of things I don't like. I don't like eggs that's for sure.
You got beaten with a spoon ... sheesh you posh kids don't know you're born!Eggs r nasty because when you drop lots of them (15 dozen) they all break except 2. And then if you are 9 years old your Mum beats you with a wooden spoon and sends you to bed. That's why I can't eat or touch eggs. They r nasty, horrid things so I wouldn't teach anyone to suck 'em.
I can tell by the horse ....who are you calling a posh kid????
Right. Now you need to understand the following:-I can tell by the horse ....
You could afford string!Right. Now you need to understand the following:-
I didn't have a horse. I didn't like horses. That's why I never had one. I liked horses a little less than I like sheep. That isn't my Mum, that is a neighbour. Her two sons had a horse...that one. They also had measles. They wanted to sell the horse. They needed to find someone to sit on the **** thing. I was not happy (perhaps you can't tell this from the photo). I even had to wear her son's clothes! Those trousers are tied up with string. I didn't like hats at the best of times and this was not the best of times. I was cross. You really don't want to make me cross.
It was their string tooYou could afford string!
Champagne socialists aye ....It was their string too
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