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I'm not really called JACKTHELAD

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But who cares I just wanted that unsightly scrawly message to go away!!!!
 
So can we still call you JACKTHELAD anyway? Now that the message has gone?
 
I'm still a bit annoyed with myself for obeying a computer but that message was also annoying. So I was always gonna end up grumpy whether I answered it or not.
 
zand said:
I'm still a bit annoyed with myself for obeying a computer but that message was also annoying. So I was always gonna end up grumpy whether I answered it or not.
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I bet you don't like lifts talking to you either do you.
The doors are opening ... well I should hope they are now we're at our destination!!!!
 
No. I don't, but to be fair there's quite a lot of things I don't like. I don't like eggs that's for sure.
 
Just the title of this thread made me laugh. I must lay off the happy juice!
 
zand said:
No. I don't, but to be fair there's quite a lot of things I don't like. I don't like eggs that's for sure.
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Eggs is eggs innit ... just don't try teaching your grandma to suck them!
 
Eggs r nasty because when you drop lots of them (15 dozen) they all break except 2. And then if you are 9 years old your Mum beats you with a wooden spoon and sends you to bed. That's why I can't eat or touch eggs. They r nasty, horrid things so I wouldn't teach anyone to suck 'em.
 
zand said:
Eggs r nasty because when you drop lots of them (15 dozen) they all break except 2. And then if you are 9 years old your Mum beats you with a wooden spoon and sends you to bed. That's why I can't eat or touch eggs. They r nasty, horrid things so I wouldn't teach anyone to suck 'em.
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You got beaten with a spoon ... sheesh you posh kids don't know you're born!
 
JACKTHELAD said:
I can tell by the horse ....
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Right. Now you need to understand the following:-

I didn't have a horse. I didn't like horses. That's why I never had one. I liked horses a little less than I like sheep. That isn't my Mum, that is a neighbour. Her two sons had a horse...that one. They also had measles. They wanted to sell the horse. They needed to find someone to sit on the **** thing. I was not happy (perhaps you can't tell this from the photo). I even had to wear her son's clothes! Those trousers are tied up with string. I didn't like hats at the best of times and this was not the best of times. I was cross. You really don't want to make me cross.
 
zand said:
Right. Now you need to understand the following:-

I didn't have a horse. I didn't like horses. That's why I never had one. I liked horses a little less than I like sheep. That isn't my Mum, that is a neighbour. Her two sons had a horse...that one. They also had measles. They wanted to sell the horse. They needed to find someone to sit on the **** thing. I was not happy (perhaps you can't tell this from the photo). I even had to wear her son's clothes! Those trousers are tied up with string. I didn't like hats at the best of times and this was not the best of times. I was cross. You really don't want to make me cross.
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You could afford string!
 
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