It's hot

Pura Vida

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HOW Hot Is It In Manitoba ~

A buddy out of Portage la Prairie , Mb said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Steinbach, Mb said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

At Lockport Mb, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in St. Vital, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry and hot in Manitoba that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now That's Dry!
 
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