evilhamster
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little jenny has fallen asleep in class.
Her teacher suddenly snaps out, "Jennifer, who made the world?"
Little Johnny has a crush on her, and he pokes her in the back with a pencil. She sits up and screams "God Almighty!"
The teacher nods, and a few minutes later she spins and demands "Jenny who is our saviour?"
Again, Little Johnny jabs her in the back and she screams out "Jesus Christ"
A few minutes later the teacher snaps "Jennifer, what did Eve say to Adam when she found out she was carrying his 57th child?"
Johnny gets his trusty pencil, and Jenny spins and yells, "you stick that fecking thing in me again and I will snap it in half and shove the sharp end up your ****!"
The teacher fainted!
Her teacher suddenly snaps out, "Jennifer, who made the world?"
Little Johnny has a crush on her, and he pokes her in the back with a pencil. She sits up and screams "God Almighty!"
The teacher nods, and a few minutes later she spins and demands "Jenny who is our saviour?"
Again, Little Johnny jabs her in the back and she screams out "Jesus Christ"
A few minutes later the teacher snaps "Jennifer, what did Eve say to Adam when she found out she was carrying his 57th child?"
Johnny gets his trusty pencil, and Jenny spins and yells, "you stick that fecking thing in me again and I will snap it in half and shove the sharp end up your ****!"
The teacher fainted!
