keeping sane during C19

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being

ridiculous everyone hasn’t met me yet.” Rodney Dangerfield


I never thought the comment
"I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6 foot pole"

would become a national policy, but

here we are!


I asked my friend in North

Korea what it’s like living there ,

he said I can’t complain


My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...

...but I can't even finish drinking the hot bath




I heard a woman talking to her dog AS IF it understood - when I got home

I told my cat and we laughed and laughed