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keeping sane during C19

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Sep 27, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being

    ridiculous everyone hasn’t met me yet.” Rodney Dangerfield


    I never thought the comment
    "I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6 foot pole"


    would become a national policy, but

    here we are!


    I asked my friend in North

    Korea what it’s like living there ,

    he said I can’t complain


    My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...

    ...but I can't even finish drinking the hot bath




    I heard a woman talking to her dog AS IF it understood - when I got home

    I told my cat and we laughed and laughed
     
  2. pdmjoker

    pdmjoker Prediabetes · Well-Known Member

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    I once went to N Korea, but compared to S Korea I found it soul-less...
     
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