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Your lips are so chapped, I can hear you smile.
I went to the bank the other day and asked the teller to check my balance, so she pushed me!
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.
Q: What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba?
A: An ice cube.
Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."
What is a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap!
Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, didn't you read the sign? It says 'No mushrooms!'" The mushroom replies, "C'mon man, I'm a fungi!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Q: What do you call a man that has no shins? A: Tony.
What do u call a seagull flying over the bay? A bagel.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Q: Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
A: Never mind, I will just skip that one.
How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A buck an ear!
I went to the bank the other day and asked the teller to check my balance, so she pushed me!
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.
Q: What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba?
A: An ice cube.
Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."
What is a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap!
Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, didn't you read the sign? It says 'No mushrooms!'" The mushroom replies, "C'mon man, I'm a fungi!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Q: What do you call a man that has no shins? A: Tony.
What do u call a seagull flying over the bay? A bagel.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Q: Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
A: Never mind, I will just skip that one.
How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A buck an ear!
