WeeWillie
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 2,556
- Location
- UK
- Type of diabetes
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed
and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really
good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by
some outside force ... such as the opening of cat food,
or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to
the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct
the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate,
until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
Law of Selective Listening
Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away,
she can't hear a simple command three feet away.
Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment,
times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy
to reach the speed of escape velocity.
Law of Cat Invisibility
Cats think that if they can't see you,
then you can't see them..
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of:
Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed
and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really
good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by
some outside force ... such as the opening of cat food,
or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to
the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct
the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate,
until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
Law of Selective Listening
Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away,
she can't hear a simple command three feet away.
Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment,
times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy
to reach the speed of escape velocity.
Law of Cat Invisibility
Cats think that if they can't see you,
then you can't see them..
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of:
Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.
