Robinredbreast
Oracle
- Messages
- 18,446
- Location
- Planet Earth
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Bullies, Liars, Trolls and dishonest cruel people
A young woman goes to confession. ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned,’ she says.
‘Last night my boyfriend made love to me seven times.’
‘My child,’ replies the priest. ‘You must go home and suck the juice of seven lemons.’
‘And will that absolve me?’ asks the woman.
‘No,’ replies the priest. ‘But it might take that smug look off your face.’
