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Let's Write A Poem ... Noses

I needed to buy a flip cos I only had a flop
 
so now a nose operation is a must, its the tops
 
before my performance on top of the pops
 
while JS groped some more lasses :thumbdown: :evil:
 
Well that was a good laugh ... amazing how a nose can bring the best and worse out in us all. That was two pages worth of 'noses' so let's end that poem there and start another. The next one is called ...


DANCING WITH TWO LEFT FEET

I'm sure I was born with a left and a right ...
 
I couldn't, so I wriggled a Rumba with feet so light
 
I tripped the light fandango and found Mr right
 
But found out he danced like Mr Bean alright :shock:
 
but those legs and feet, like the ministry of silly walks :lol:
 
I just couldn't keep up with that wobbly weirdy walk
 
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