Let's Write A Poem ... Noses

[Robinredbreast]

oh no I went to wrong shop :shock:

 

[Stevie2tone]

I needed to buy a flip cos I only had a flop

 

[Robinredbreast]

so now a nose operation is a must, its the tops

 

[Stevie2tone]

before my performance on top of the pops

 

[Hobs]

while JS groped some more lasses :thumbdown: :evil:

 

[Neicy0412]

That I couldn't see, 'cos my nose is too small for my glasses

 

[GraceK]

Well that was a good laugh ... amazing how a nose can bring the best and worse out in us all. That was two pages worth of 'noses' so let's end that poem there and start another. The next one is called ...


DANCING WITH TWO LEFT FEET

I'm sure I was born with a left and a right ...

 

[Neicy0412]

But with no grace, I could never take flight

 

[jumbleannie1VDJQ]

Though I tried to tango with all my might

 

[Robinredbreast]

I couldn't, so I wriggled a Rumba with feet so light

 

[Neicy0412]

I dipped and twirled and spun all night,

 

[Robinredbreast]

The stars in the sky were twinkling and bright

 

[Neicy0412]

The champagne was flowing, the stars shone bright

 

[Robinredbreast]

I tripped the light fandango and found Mr right

 

[Neicy0412]

Indeed, he was charming and handsome, so right

 

[Robinredbreast]

But found out he danced like Mr Bean alright :shock:

 

[Neicy0412]

He certainly was the strong silent type

 

[Robinredbreast]

but those legs and feet, like the ministry of silly walks :lol:

 

[Neicy0412]

At least he didn't bore me with incessant talk

 

[Robinredbreast]

I just couldn't keep up with that wobbly weirdy walk