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Let's Write A Poem ... Noses

Re: Let's Write A Poem ... TEETH

:lol: It's easier to keep the poems to two pages if we start each one as a new topic, otherwise we'll lose track of which is which.

We've had Noses, Two Left Feet so now let's try ...

TEETH

We're born with gums, not a tooth in sight ...
 
then brilliant white gnashers, glowing in the night
 
we bite our Mums and teddy bear's bums ...
 
But along come the gnashers ...
 
straight out of the Beano
 
and they chompety chomp chomp ...
 
salivating over a big thick sumptuious scrumdillyumptious doughnut, is what I want :wink:
 
Ohh stop cried the lady, tummy rumbling ...
 
"I cant, these teeth were made for chomping and thats what I'm gonna do"
 
My teeth feel prickly, scratchy and sore, it must be jam and sugar and lots more!!!
 
oh where is my meter, she cried :shock:
 
I put it into the pan and now it's fried !
 
I didn't put the meter into the pan - I lied !
 
The scotsman said" Ooopppps :? it must be the new Whisky I tried"
 
He drinks too much, that's why he's so wide !
 
He got SO drunk he lost his future bride :thumbdown: -artist: :roll:
 
she was so angry she cast him aside
 
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