Let's Write A Poem ... Noses

[Neicy0412]

So I sadly, but firmly wished him goodbye

 

[GraceK]

Re: Let's Write A Poem ... TEETH

:lol: It's easier to keep the poems to two pages if we start each one as a new topic, otherwise we'll lose track of which is which.

We've had Noses, Two Left Feet so now let's try ...

TEETH

We're born with gums, not a tooth in sight ...

 

[Robinredbreast]

then brilliant white gnashers, glowing in the night

 

[GraceK]

we bite our Mums and teddy bear's bums ...

 

[Neicy0412]

Then they all fall out and we're left with just gums.

 

[GraceK]

But along come the gnashers ...

 

[Hobs]

straight out of the Beano

 

[GraceK]

and they chompety chomp chomp ...

 

[Robinredbreast]

salivating over a big thick sumptuious scrumdillyumptious doughnut, is what I want :wink:

 

[GraceK]

Ohh stop cried the lady, tummy rumbling ...

 

[Robinredbreast]

"I cant, these teeth were made for chomping and thats what I'm gonna do"

 

[Robinredbreast]

My teeth feel prickly, scratchy and sore, it must be jam and sugar and lots more!!!

 

[Hobs]

oh where is my meter, she cried :shock:

 

[Superchip]

I put it into the pan and now it's fried !

 

[jumbleannie1VDJQ]

Along with the Mars bar, a Scotsmans pride

 

[Superchip]

I didn't put the meter into the pan - I lied !

 

[Robinredbreast]

The scotsman said" Ooopppps :? it must be the new Whisky I tried"

 

[Superchip]

He drinks too much, that's why he's so wide !

 

[Hobs]

He got SO drunk he lost his future bride :thumbdown: -artist: :roll:

 

[daisy1]

she was so angry she cast him aside