Pura Vida
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night and asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some cleaning and my homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, you can certainly tell he is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
I hear the robot is for sale.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night and asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some cleaning and my homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, you can certainly tell he is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
I hear the robot is for sale.
