There once was a girl from Australia
Who went to a dance dressed as a dahlia
But as the petals unfurled
It was clear to the world
That the dress, as a dress, was a failure!
The poor girl just couldn't win -
Underneath her dress was all pink skin
There'dve been much less talk
If she'd added a stalk
And worn some green garments toes to chin...
The poor girl just couldn't win -
Underneath her dress was all pink skin
There'dve been much less talk
If she'd added a stalk
And worn some green garments toes to chin...
Good one! I've tweaked what you wrote - I thought it worthy and hope you don't mind:
The poor girl just couldn't win -
Under her dress was all pink skin
There would've been less talk
If she'd added a stalk -
Some green garments from toes to chin