Pura Vida
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Subject: Marital Bliss....
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
She replied, “My husband’s cheque books.”
A prospective husband in a book-store enquired,
“Do you have a book called, "Husband – the Master of the House"?
The sales-girl promptly replied, “Yes sir, 'Fiction' and 'Humour' are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man, “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey' and 'Love'.
What’s the secret ?
The old man replied, "I've forgotten her bloody name and I’m too scared to ask."
A man in Hell asked the Devil, "Can I make a call to my wife?"
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
The Devil replied, "Nothing; in-house calls are free."
The wife said, "I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day."
The husband replied, "I wish that you were a newspaper too so I would get a new one every day."
The husband said to his wife, "Today is a fine day!"
The next day he said, "Today is a fine day!"
Again, the next day, he said the same thing: "Today is a fine day."
After a week, the wife became irritated and asked her husband,
"Since last week, you have been saying, 'Today is a fine day!’ I am fed up with it. Why are you doing it?"
The husband said, "Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I'll leave you one fine day'.
I was just reminding you......"
Laughter is the best medicine.
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
She replied, “My husband’s cheque books.”
A prospective husband in a book-store enquired,
“Do you have a book called, "Husband – the Master of the House"?
The sales-girl promptly replied, “Yes sir, 'Fiction' and 'Humour' are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man, “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey' and 'Love'.
What’s the secret ?
The old man replied, "I've forgotten her bloody name and I’m too scared to ask."
A man in Hell asked the Devil, "Can I make a call to my wife?"
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
The Devil replied, "Nothing; in-house calls are free."
The wife said, "I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day."
The husband replied, "I wish that you were a newspaper too so I would get a new one every day."
The husband said to his wife, "Today is a fine day!"
The next day he said, "Today is a fine day!"
Again, the next day, he said the same thing: "Today is a fine day."
After a week, the wife became irritated and asked her husband,
"Since last week, you have been saying, 'Today is a fine day!’ I am fed up with it. Why are you doing it?"
The husband said, "Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I'll leave you one fine day'.
I was just reminding you......"
Laughter is the best medicine.
