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Modern Marriage

Pura Vida

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Modern Marriage

(Isn't this the truth ... we're getting old at the right time.)

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Dearest Dad,

I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check

book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.

As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland.

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,

had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on

Skype and now we've had two months of a relationship

through Viber. My beloved and favorite Dad ... I need your

blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

Lots of love and thanks. Your favorite daughter,

Lilly

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DAD'S RESPONSE

My Dear Lilly,

Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever ... I suggest you two get

married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on

Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And, when

you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.

Love,

Your Dad
 
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